Vgstation13: "celt doesn't fix bugs" 2: this time it's personal

anyways on this note that milestone is basically a thing that we can look back on and say "oh man look at all these bugs we fixed since X"
so if you want to feel good about bugfixes go ahead

gbasood on 29 Aug 2016

YOU KEEP MAKING PROMISES
YOU WONT KEEP ANY OF THEM

TheFriggenSawbones on 29 Aug 2016

👎1 👍1

@TheFriggenSawbones want to bet, then?
Will you take the bet that if I succeed in this goal you'll resign as an admin? If I fail, ( which I won't) I'll resign instead.

ghost on 29 Aug 2016

How about you test the bug fix's you make 1st m8

11122

AutismSpider on 29 Aug 2016

@AutismSpider It was a bug that that worked in the first place, silly ruskie

kol1th on 30 Aug 2016

That's when I leave for basic training ;_; why did you chose that date?

AlphaBuffalo on 30 Aug 2016

@AlphaBuffalo ask @gbasood

ghost on 30 Aug 2016

Remember when celt fixed 24 in 24 hours and they were half-assed?

Now imagine that on a larger scale.

Intigracy on 30 Aug 2016

@Intigracy remember when intigracy completed his milestone?

ghost on 30 Aug 2016

I don't, no.

Intigracy on 30 Aug 2016

@kol1th Though we discovered it was, I asked him explicitly to make an exception to keep it in the game and he fucked it up.

clusterfack on 30 Aug 2016

Fix central Atmos computers PLEASE

AlphaBuffalo on 1 Sep 2016

accurate

9600bauds on 13 Dec 2016

Got loads of time!

ghost on 14 Dec 2016

direct control

9600bauds on 15 Dec 2016

🎉5 😄3 👍3

It says "I'm" but he fixed half of those.

Intigracy on 15 Dec 2016

Oh, now that image makes sense

Exxion on 15 Dec 2016

You can do it!

ghost on 15 Dec 2016

ganbare celt-chan

sonime on 15 Dec 2016

All issues actually fixed by bauds will be closed and don't count.

What did you expect?

PJB3005 on 15 Dec 2016

😕3 👎2

Okay better idea we'll simply not count them for your 100 issues.

Solve them yourself.

PJB3005 on 15 Dec 2016

You said "I'm going to fix 100 bugs" not "I'm going to open 100 bugfix PRs."
Why would you think making PRs for bugfixes done by someone else would count?

Shadowmech88 on 15 Dec 2016

what kind of man cheats at fixing bugs?

ghost on 15 Dec 2016

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Wasn't this specifically made to prove that you can fix your own bugs (or any bugs, really)? Am I missing something or did you really not have a part in almost all of these being fixed?
I mean, bugs being fixed is great, but if you wanted to prove you can do it, you could at least have gotten bauds to send it to you first so the commit doesn't come from him.

Kammerjunk on 15 Dec 2016

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Implying there was any formal challenge for them to "count" for

Don't honestly tell me you think he would have honored it anyway.
Bugs are getting fixed at great speed. Who gives a fuck who fixed them?

Exxion on 15 Dec 2016

The bugs would be just as fixed if Bauds had made the PRs instead of Celt, with the added bonus of Celt not looking like he's trying to flimflam everyone.

Shadowmech88 on 15 Dec 2016

They're also just as fixed this way
And this happens to be the way they are

Exxion on 15 Dec 2016

If we didn't cheat, they literally would have never been done. That's no joke.

This is not the 100 bugfixes in 4 months challenge. This is the 100 bugfixes in 4 days challenge, only humoring the original challenge for fun.

@Kammerjunk What's more impressive, Celt fixing 100 bugs in 4 months, or Celt fixing 50 bugs in 4 days?

9600bauds on 15 Dec 2016

Let it be remembered that @PJB3005, for 5 minutes, wanted to close 50 bugfixes for no reason.

9600bauds on 15 Dec 2016

Like 10.

Oh an by the way Celt, those bug fixes need to be merged, not opened.

PJB3005 on 15 Dec 2016

😄1

@PJB3005 🤷🏻

ghost on 15 Dec 2016

Nice squares

Exxion on 15 Dec 2016

The picture is of a woman shrugging.
The woman is white.

ghost on 15 Dec 2016

"If we didn't cheat, they literally would have never been done. That's no joke."
It's 100 bugs and Celt gave himself over 100 days to do it. Sure it's a good thing it's actually being done but we're all allowed to laugh at him for promising the world and not even really giving an attempt without help.

ghost on 15 Dec 2016

lmao who cares

ghost on 15 Dec 2016

How much did you pay bauds to do half your work for you as you half arse the rest?

Assuming you even make it to 50 considering your history now

ghost on 15 Dec 2016

Oh yeah you're allowed to laugh at him

Start by laughing, not by having a stick up your ass about it and giving him more screenshot material :^)

9600bauds on 15 Dec 2016

👍2

Oh no, I could be screenshotted and posted in his collection of "people who don't believe im going to fix 100 bugs."

Is he putting himself in that screenshot section now, after admitting he's only shooting for 50?

ghost on 15 Dec 2016

So if this is the coderbus holiday special, does that make bauds santa?

Blithering on 15 Dec 2016

Santa only works one day a year

9600bauds on 15 Dec 2016

We've established that he can't do 100 bugfixes by himself like he said.

Can we move on to actually reviewing the bugfixes now instead of petty shit that we're being too autistic about?

Intigracy on 15 Dec 2016

👍5

50% progress dance
https://youtu.be/38nfPs-jkgw?t=1m18s

9600bauds on 16 Dec 2016

Great job you're halfway there and only _23_ of the 51 bugs you fixed so far were actually fixed by Bauds. Nice job.

NigglyWiggly on 16 Dec 2016

I'd like to say once more what a great accomplishment it is that you managed to fix 28 whole bugs in _only_ 4 months.
Really impressive.

NigglyWiggly on 16 Dec 2016

@NigglyWiggly thanks fam I worked hard on it

ghost on 16 Dec 2016

[scared]

ghost on 16 Dec 2016

put me in the screenshot

Gef21 on 16 Dec 2016

wtf i love bauds now

TheFriggenSawbones on 16 Dec 2016

just get it over quick I want this shitfest to end

CptWad on 17 Dec 2016

If we keep this rate up we'll be done tomorrow

9600bauds on 17 Dec 2016

Bauds can you do antag datums and let me take credit thanks

JustSumBody on 17 Dec 2016

👍2 😄1

clip 2014-01-23 at 05 13 51

9600bauds on 18 Dec 2016

Oh cool good job Celt you did a few more.
Also congrats Bauds on 45 bug fixes.
45/81.
45/81 of "Celt's" bug fixes are not by Celt.
Nice job.

NigglyWiggly on 18 Dec 2016

😄1

Celt has unfortunately been busy with some sudden IRL stuff, he wasn't even at home for most of yesterday.

I still fully believe in his ability to finish in time.

Also, 44 you heathen.

9600bauds on 18 Dec 2016

rest

Boxe on 18 Dec 2016

He was suddenly swamped with IRL things. It's almost like he had 4 months where he could have been working on this and waited until the last possible second and then fucked it

NigglyWiggly on 18 Dec 2016

He was suddenly swamped with IRL things. It's almost like he had 4 months where he could have been working on this and waited until the last possible second and then fucked it

just like my old school projects :eggplant:

Boxe on 18 Dec 2016

👍2

Shadowmech88 on 18 Dec 2016

Just like my old school projects, wait for the last possible second and then someone else does everything.

ihadtoregisterforthis on 18 Dec 2016

🎉2

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20161219T235959&p0=78&font=cursive&csz=1

PJB3005 on 18 Dec 2016

Shouldn't it be counting down to 11:59:59 PM on the 18th?

Shadowmech88 on 18 Dec 2016

Not sure whether "by the due date of" is inclusive or not so I played it safe.

PJB3005 on 18 Dec 2016

in one week it will be christmas 🍆

Boxe on 19 Dec 2016

It's like waiting to see if Santa delivers your presents, only instead of presents it's a map and bugfixes, and instead of Santa it's an Irishman and instead of the magic of Christmas everyone's getting angry for some reason. All i know is I left a mince pie and some sherry out.

Blithering on 19 Dec 2016

@Blithering
Celt trade Snowmap for sherry and mince pie, good deal yes?

ghost on 19 Dec 2016

👍2

Don't be a shitbird, you're better than that.

~~I left Irish Coffee on the counter, take mine.~~

sonime on 19 Dec 2016

It's the 19th. A lot of people would say you've failed.

SonixApache on 19 Dec 2016

And the people that count exclusively instead of inclusively will say you've got 10 hours left.

PJB3005 on 19 Dec 2016

I think you mean @9600bauds has 10 hours left

NigglyWiggly on 19 Dec 2016

Hey now, I legit only did half of it

9600bauds on 19 Dec 2016

_Only_ did more than half of _Celt's_ bugfixes in a few days when he had 4 months

NigglyWiggly on 19 Dec 2016

Didn't even need to disqualify him for getting help from bauds 😂

PJB3005 on 19 Dec 2016

Dublin time
implying he won't claim it's based on Hawaiian time like he did with the snow map

Shadowmech88 on 19 Dec 2016

😂 👌

Boxe on 20 Dec 2016

But Kehlt doesn't even live in ireland anymore

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

and thus he failed

SonixApache on 20 Dec 2016

rip celt

Kitfox88 on 20 Dec 2016

It's only 17.47 in Hawaii ::::::::::^^^^^^^^^^))))))))))

Kammerjunk on 20 Dec 2016

https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/canada/vancouver

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

firefox_2016-12-14_02-36-32

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

THE MADMAN

BobdaBiscuit on 20 Dec 2016

is it over? who won?

Gef21 on 20 Dec 2016

Everyone wins

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

Sorry I'm gonna have to close all these PRs and repo ban you for spamming PRs

kol1th on 20 Dec 2016

whoops just as you said that celt opened another one!

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

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Hi if you put more than two chems in an IV it won't work at all, please fix

nuklearcellphoneg on 20 Dec 2016

Yeah now get them merged before the clock ends.

PJB3005 on 20 Dec 2016

You had 4 months to set the rules, PJB :^)

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

not like the original challenge even matters at this point lmao

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

none of this matters you did 70% of the work for him.

AutismSpider on 20 Dec 2016

50%

I was done yesterday lol

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

I'm still impressed you got 100 bugfixes done in four days.

~~If only the rest of our main coderbase bothered this much~~

sonime on 20 Dec 2016

And by you I mean you two. Still, 50 each isn't much to sneeze at either.

sonime on 20 Dec 2016

Wow Celt you did it. A whole 51 bugs.
In 4 months.
Maybe you would have been more productive if the British had taken over and made you actually work efficiently, but then you'd be whining for years.

NigglyWiggly on 20 Dec 2016

🎉2

To any aspiring would-be coders reading this:

If Celt, the idiot, fixed almost 50 bugs in just 5 days, why can't YOU code?

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

❤1

44 in 5 days.
He fixed the other 6 4 months ago.

NigglyWiggly on 20 Dec 2016

That's why I said almost

9600bauds on 20 Dec 2016

fixing like 50 bugs in 4 days is really impressive bauds, good work.

keep it up for another few weeks and fix every last bug?

ghost on 20 Dec 2016

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I mean, both things are right.
Celt fixed 44 bugs in 5 days, 50 bugs in 4 months.
You could say that Celt fixed less than 200 bugs in 60,000 years, it's completely arbitrary if you're willing to draw out the timeframes.
Celt was only working on these bugs for 5 days, therefore the actual rate is about 9 bugs per day. He wasn't working on bugs for the entire 4 months, so that measurement, like Celt's failed milestone, is completely fucking meaningless.
This entire "controversy" is just frustrating. I think it's just cool that bugs are being fixed. A lot of these are ones that annoyed me constantly.
So, uh... good job Bauds and Celt for working together to make SS13 better.

kilozombie on 20 Dec 2016

👍2

Fixing this much bugs isn't even hard when you've got a ton of low hanging fruit to pick from.

PJB3005 on 20 Dec 2016

Now you say that @PJB3005 but how many bugs have you fixed this year?

ghost on 20 Dec 2016

Less and I honestly don't give a fuck.

If I wanted to I could but you know my stance on coding SS13 so fuck off.

PJB3005 on 20 Dec 2016

😕6

AND STOP.

It's officially midnight in Hawaii.

Any PRs merged from this point on do not count.

PJB3005 on 20 Dec 2016

Fine job, everyone should appreciate bug fixers from the smallest sprite fix PR to the largest shitcode refactor. Keep up the good work and happy new year.

Kurfursten on 20 Dec 2016

👍9

Still not understanding that they didn't count for anything either way

Exxion on 20 Dec 2016

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Blithering on 20 Dec 2016

🎉6 😄1

People ITT
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clusterfack on 22 Dec 2016

👍1

Paladins striking down the unrighteous and bringing glory to God? Fuck yeah, thanks for the compliment. Deus Vult, brother.

sonime on 22 Dec 2016

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