I'd like to express my gratitude to the new maintainer who messed up this project.
When Google chrome removed this extension automatically and I lost about 900 tabs across different browser profiles, I just looked upon my life and realized that I had a severe mental illness and a problem. I would leave the tabs open and never go back to them. I always convinced myself that one day I would need that tab again. But guess what, I never did.
Because of this new self-realization, I'm not even going to try to bring back the tabs I lost.
I have finally achieved inner peace.
S.I.P!
Don't tempt me. I'm on a relapse.
That's no mental illness, you are just classical archivist. I still can't drop my "threads".
But, as I see that you are a bit hard on your self about the loss of something, never let a good crisis go to waste.
Chose now, a single thing on your life that you see is wrong and make it better. This worked for me 3 times. And it will work only if that crisis reminds you to stay true.
I am like this too. Thankfully freshstart and sessionbuddy can tabs to a file.
There's this faq but basically search for klbibkeccnjlkjkiokjodocebajanakg and open them in new tabs, then remove all of it except for the part after _uri=_
Oddly, I just discovered Dean's discarder extension, which uses the official tab discard api, and it's still working:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/the-great-discarder/jlipbpadkjcklpeiajndiijbeieicbdh
Doesn't TGS support such discarding as well?

I'm using a fork off of https://github.com/aciidic/thegreatsuspender-notrack now. Should switch to https://github.com/gioxx/MarvellousSuspender though, probably.
It's alright man, everyone's lost their pr0n tabs every now and again, glad you were able to come to terms with it.
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Doesn't TGS support such discarding as well?
I'm using a fork off of https://github.com/aciidic/thegreatsuspender-notrack now. Should switch to https://github.com/gioxx/MarvellousSuspender though, probably.