Nocode: Nocode is working, but I don't want it to be working. Please fix.

Created on 19 Feb 2018  路  4Comments  路  Source: kelseyhightower/nocode

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You're better off NotUsing Github's API. I took precisely _zero_ time yesterday to perform any benchmarking:

  | Payload | Requests | Responses | Result
------------ | ------------ | ------------- | ------------- | -------------
Using Github API | 8mb | 15 | 15 | 27.0 ms
NotUsing API |   |   |   | 0.00 ms

As you can see in the above table, comparing _NotUsing_ to _using Github's API_ results in a statement which has _zero_ meaning, logically or literarily. Another unsurprising result is the level of regret at having expended the amount energy, time, and brain that I have on this post; something that is _quite_ measurable, both emotionally _and_ existentially.

So in conclusion. _NotUsing NoCode_ has no linguistic meaning. This paragraph will now trail off int.....

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The solution I found on StackEchange is to hit the side of your monitor as hard as you can, repeatedly, while yelling at it until it stops working.

I have tested this solution and it checks out.

Obscenities. You'll want to yell obscenities.

That is a good idea. I combined both solutions and it worked. I'll use nocode's github API to close the issue.

You're better off NotUsing Github's API. I took precisely _zero_ time yesterday to perform any benchmarking:

  | Payload | Requests | Responses | Result
------------ | ------------ | ------------- | ------------- | -------------
Using Github API | 8mb | 15 | 15 | 27.0 ms
NotUsing API |   |   |   | 0.00 ms

As you can see in the above table, comparing _NotUsing_ to _using Github's API_ results in a statement which has _zero_ meaning, logically or literarily. Another unsurprising result is the level of regret at having expended the amount energy, time, and brain that I have on this post; something that is _quite_ measurable, both emotionally _and_ existentially.

So in conclusion. _NotUsing NoCode_ has no linguistic meaning. This paragraph will now trail off int.....

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