Yarn: very important xmas command is missing

Created on 7 Dec 2016  ยท  5Comments  ยท  Source: yarnpkg/yarn

Do you want to request a feature or report a bug?
Requesting a feature. This command is very important to our workflow and morale

What is the current behavior?

$ yarn xmas

outputs:

error Command "xmas" not found.

This makes our users very sad.

What is the expected behavior?

$ yarn xmas

should output something similarly festive:

๏ปฟ๏ปฟ๏ปฟ๏ปฟ
                     โ˜…
                    ๏ผ๏ผผ
                   ๏ผ  ๏ผผ
                  ๏ผโ‚ โธฎ&๏ผผ
                 ๏ผโ‚ โธฎ๏ฝก โธ›๏ผผ
                ๏ผโ‚ ๏ฝก&   โธ›๏ผผ
               ๏ผ   ๏ฝก      ๏ผผ
              ๏ผ        โ‚  i๏ผผ
             ๏ผ๏ฝก โธ›  &     i  ๏ผผ
            ๏ผ   i @i โธ› ๏ฝก  ๏ฝก @๏ผผ
           ๏ผโ‚    โธ› @ โ‚  โ‚i๏ฝก   ๏ผผ
          ๏ผi โธ›   ๏ฝก@ โธ›โธฎ    @โ‚ โ‚โธ›๏ผผ
         ๏ผ@  โธ›@  @    โธ›@ ๏ฝก      ๏ผผ
        ๏ผ โธ›   ii   @  && โธ›   @&  ๏ผผ
       ๏ผ   โธ›   &@  @    โธฎ  โธ›โธฎ  iโธฎ ๏ผผ
      ๏ผโธ›        ๏ฝก@ โธ›  i  @@   &    ๏ผผ
     ๏ผ โ‚ โธ›       @&@  @       โ‚&    ๏ผผ
    ๏ผ โธฎ    โธ›   &  โธฎโธ›i โธฎ๏ฝก@ @   โธ›    & ๏ผผ
   ๏ผ&โธฎ        i&โ‚    iโธ›  @ @โธ› &๏ฝก  โธฎ โธฎ ๏ผผ
  ๏ผ โ‚ โธฎ  โธฎ   โธฎโ‚&i &  โ‚โ‚@@ โธ›   ๏ฝก     โ‚โ‚ ๏ผผ
 ๏ผ  i  i  ๏ฝก โธฎ   โ‚   i โธฎ  @ โธ›@ โธ›i  &โธ›    ๏ผผ
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|  |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                    |  |                   

Happy Xmas from the yarn team
picture blakek
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Most helpful comment

This is cool but we deliberately didn't add all the frivolous command that npm has. I wanted to add a fieri command that output an ASCII guy fieri but these types of things just bloat the codebase and are unnecessary. I understand that I'm being the big bad guy here and ruining all the fun but I really don't see the point of this.

picture sebmck on 12 Dec 2016
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halvves picture halvves on 7 Dec 2016

Pull requests implementing this extremely important feature would be highly appreciated!

Daniel15 picture Daniel15 on 8 Dec 2016
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Don't forget the xmas tree colors, and npm substack, and npm visnup :-)

ljharb picture ljharb on 8 Dec 2016

We like emojis, right? How about something along these lines:

           ๐ŸŒŸ
           ๐ŸŽ„
          ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
         ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”ต๐ŸŽ„
        ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
       ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
      ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŽ„โšช๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
     ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”ต๐ŸŽ„
    ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„โšช๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”ต๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
   ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
  ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
 ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”ต๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„โšช๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„โšช๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
           ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
           ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„

๐ŸŽ… Merry Xmas from the yarn team!
blakek picture blakek on 9 Dec 2016
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This is cool but we deliberately didn't add all the frivolous command that npm has. I wanted to add a fieri command that output an ASCII guy fieri but these types of things just bloat the codebase and are unnecessary. I understand that I'm being the big bad guy here and ruining all the fun but I really don't see the point of this.

sebmck picture sebmck on 12 Dec 2016
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