V: Inaccuracies in the README

[myrrlyn]

The README states that V was to be released on 2019-06-22T18:00Z but it is 2019-06-22T18:06Z and no release exists

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edit: it's 18:24Z and a release exists, ty

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I downloaded the compiler source and IcarusVerilog couldn't process it but there are no other compilers available that can process .v files, please fix

[Bowero]

Get the pitchforks!

[xacrimon]

Get Linus over here. ITS TIME FOR A RANT

[kianmasri]

Can I sue for this?

[qookei]

Absolutely yes.

[daniel-j]

vvvvvvvaporware! /s

[mintsuki]

This issue gets worse overtime, pls fix.

[streaksu]

write in C

[mintsuki]

I'd like to note a smartass PhD just called V lang a meme

[xacrimon]

Woah streaks and mint is here.

[xacrimon]

Mr Korona PhD man come over and roast this meme.

[Restioson]

With my PHP in HTML I decree this project a meme

[umitdemirci]

xd

[xacrimon]

Don't forget your thesis in PDF's rest

[mintsuki]

@clmay yes https://discord.gg/28umRq

[DutchGhost]

MEME. REVIEW.

[zac-garby]

It turns out the online playground is a bunch of people manually executing your code 🤔

[noonien]

I'm running out of champagne

[ghost]

does this work on TempleOS?

[Restioson]

Don't forget your thesis in PDF's rest

Don't worry, I've moved on to greater things. I'm aiming for a PDF in PHPs

[xacrimon]

Oh, how cool. You will now be automagically accepted to Oxford.

[myrrlyn]

@zac-garby

It turns out the online playground is a bunch of people manually executing your code

Oh neat I didn't know it was hosted on Mechanical Turk

[qookei]

where my v.c at
please fix
i would like to convert linux to v

[xacrimon]

oh man

[Restioson]

This is so sad, can we rewrite V in rust

[Itay2805]

can we rewrite rust in V

[Jackojc]

I'm not going to lie, this is the most excited I've been all week. Waiting for the V release to shit on it.

[playXE]

Can we rewrite world in V

[xacrimon]

VAlexa play vountry roads. Vust

[streaksu]

lmao

[qookei]

ITT V is a scam and we'll never get it

[UditDey]

I will fucking kill myself if V doesn't come out right now

[Bowero]

Look at all these comments.. I wonder why he doesn't publish it...

[qookei]

yeah, he's afraid his scam will come to light

[zac-garby]

Honestly, he's probably just finishing off something 🤷‍♂

[xacrimon]

He should announce that via twitter then.

[daniel-j]

Brb gonna play some VVVVVV.

[Itay2805]

when you make such bold claims and doesn't release in time, you probably made a mistake

[Bowero]

Honestly, he's probably just finishing off something

Which is why he should make it open source. Look at all these people willing to help.

[hyarsan]

yikes

[kianmasri]

I sold my first born child so I could live to June 22nd for V's release. If it gets delayed again I don't know what I'll do.

[Miaourt]

blobcatbongo

[playXE]

_dies_

[mintsuki]

btw guys i have asuper epic project which totally exists but it's not open source until may 15th, 94023984 A.D.

[hyarsan]

i like how this issue updates live, it's like discord with the reactions

[Miaourt]

Hey, nice new chat

[mdodis]

I could've gone out for drinks tonight, but honestly this is totally worth it

[qookei]

this issue thread is the perfect chat platform tbh

[mintsuki]

this ngl

[xacrimon]

Who even needs discord anymore.

[Restioson]

I have created a truly marvellous language, which this git repository is too small to contain

[juliancoffee]

олды тут?

[ghost]

commits suicide, nothing to live for now.

[mintsuki]

quintessential github shitposting

[Itay2805]

so true, github issues are better than expected

[kianmasri]

github is my preferred social network

[zakkor]

whats up guys

[playXE]

@juliancoffee да

[Miaourt]

Gonna make a XEP for XMPP over GIthub Issues

[binkiklou]

OPEN YOUR EYES SHEOPLE V IS AN ILLUSION

[Restioson]

I'm abandoning Vertex

[CoenSchutte]

"V is written in V, and you can build it in 0.4 seconds."
No use if it takes 50 years to become available

[zac-garby]

lol

[xacrimon]

No rest. I need something to use ccl

[vikrrrr]

It's released!

[xacrimon]

You cant do that @Restioson

[Alkouille]

How do I exit vim ?

[binkiklou]

wait really

[kianmasri]

Pog

[Restioson]

@xacrimon add a PR to V to use it

[binkiklou]

This thread is out of control

[coolreader18]

hallelujah

[Bowero]

ITS AVAILABLE

[hyarsan]

it's out it's out we can celebrate

[Miaourt]

Woaaaaaw

[qookei]

pogchamp

[binkiklou]

Our prayers have been answered

[coolreader18]

and now there's no readme also

[zakkor]

IT'S OUT

[Restioson]

This can be closed, since the README was removed

[zac-garby]

Wait a second, how can we build it without a binary?

[hello2dj]

IT'S OUT

[qookei]

never
dont close

[hyarsan]

no readme is a bummer

[hyarsan]

who needs a v lang discord chat when we have this

[coolreader18]

oh and he force-pushed, so we can't even look back to see what the install instructions were

[zac-garby]

F it doesn't build

[binkiklou]

How are we going to build this, if we don't have binaries

[Bowero]

README now included

[zac-garby]

I suppose he'll add a binary as a release?

[Bowero]

@medvednikov, ignore the mean things we sad: we love you

[zac-garby]

Ah, in fact you can download a C version of it from https://vlang.io/v.c apparently

[nico-abram]

When i tried running curl -O https://vlang.io/v.c on windows i got an html page

[mintsuki]

i'd like to point out a new issue: V lang actually came out

[daniel-j]

it's because it doesn't exist at v.c

[coolreader18]

well where is it then???

i was promised rust + go + c + zig, and all I got was html

[Restioson]

We're still waiting on v.c

[zakkor]

does anyone have a V compiler?

[coolreader18]

Oh yeah there were pre-release binaries right?

I think I'd still rather build it myself from c sources, though.

[zac-garby]

It was released for a little while actually wasn't it. Someone's bound to!

[binkiklou]

All we have is a Mac OS binary

[nico-abram]

This is beautiful https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/rand/rand.v#L12

[zac-garby]

https://www.xkcd.com/221/

[UditDey]

Uses fucking shell commands to do stuff what a retard

[zac-garby]

I bet v.c is somewhere on the vlang.io webspace. I wonder if we can find it

[binkiklou]

There is that binary https://archive.org/details/v_macos but it's old I think and worst it is for mac too.

[zac-garby]

I'll try and built it with that

[nico-abram]

Cross compile it for us windows plebs

[zac-garby]

That's assuming it works at all 🤔

[coolreader18]

And Linux please!

[daniel-j]

system calls for rmdir and curl, lmao. Vaporware.

[nico-abram]

Fastest json parser in the world written in v https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/json/json_primitives.v

[zac-garby]

main.v won't build, "unknown type Table"... Probably outdated binary?

[coolreader18]

v.c is available!

[coolreader18]

i got a segfault trying to build the compiler with vc

[zac-garby]

IM IN THE V REPL :))

[zac-garby]

but nothing works, it seems to be constructing filepaths wrong because:

>>> println("hello world!")
V panic: "/Users/zacgarby//code/v//builtin/array.v" doesnt exist

[daniel-j]

I got segfault when I tried println(1+1)

[CryZe]

compiler segfaults for me

[zac-garby]

so you have to put the v you download into ~/code

[zac-garby]

but for some reason it can't find stdio.h

[nico-abram]

I cant compile https://i.imgur.com/idyfWT8.png

[daniel-j]

great!

fputs () from /usr/lib/libc.so.6

[xacrimon]

Does this lad even understand basic computer stuff? It seems a lot like he doesnt!

[zac-garby]

i did it!!

[zac-garby]

i had to compile with clang instead of whatever it was using by default, and i had to put the v directory in ~/code, and i had to manually compile /var/tmp/vlang0.0.12/vrepl.c with clang.

[hello2dj]

[nico-abram]

Try random numbers

[zac-garby]

so the repl is actually not a repl

[zac-garby]

but how do you import things btw?

[nico-abram]

you don't, duh

[zac-garby]

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[RUSshy]

look at these Rust bots, they are all mad, daddy Mozilla aka Crapzilla didn't feed u enough of cum ?

[K900]

tfw your language does not compile and already makes rust bots mad

[xacrimon]

@RUSshy Are you retarded? This is not how it works. Vlang is a clusterfuck. End of discussion. The dev is also deleting valid issues.

[nico-abram]

Someone's salty LOL

[xacrimon]

This is some huge brain shit my lads. We are going to see a lot of nice articles about this.

[K900]

I kinda feel sorry for the guy tbh. Feels like he's not even doing this intentionally...

[daniel-j]

I hope that now that this is out in the open, some people are going to help. Because the promises of V sounds... promising.

[coolreader18]

Yeah, @medvednikov, we're just memeing, we don't mean anything against you or the work you've put into vlang.

[RUSshy]

rust will sink, just like firefox

[medvednikov]

The readme was old, that's what was causing the issues.

[UditDey]

Does V have a wiki yet? Can we put all this stuff on it?

[zac-garby]

It has a website

[CryZe]

@medvednikov the new README doesn't solve all the compilation problems though.

[nico-abram]

@RUSshy But I'm reading this on firefox

[betseg]

hi yes i'm a rust bot daddy mozilla giv cum

[NotNite]

rust bot reporting in

[zatherz]

SO MALD LULW

[carverh]

THIS IS A RIP OFF OF https://github.com/mintsuki/storm!!