The final gzipped size of this library is 1666 bytes, or 166% of the advertised size!
It is rather suspicious that the true size of the plugin is exactly 666 bytes larger than the advertised size. Clearly there is something sinister happening here and it threatens the very fabric of the JavaScript community.
This must be resolved immediately to ensure the safety of developers worldwide.

I suspect it's the built-in Router :)
Maybe related:
This https://www.npmjs.com/package/hyperapp-router still exists 馃槈 removing it from core would shave a good 333KB off perhaps, half of the evil. I just updated the code, tests and README of that repo, and republished. It is now compatible with hyperapp: ^0.9.3 and promotes the new syntax.
So whenever the time feels right 鉀筹笍 馃弻馃徏
Thanks @lukejacksonn!
Alright, sorry to end the fun, but closing! 馃憢
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This https://www.npmjs.com/package/hyperapp-router still exists 馃槈 removing it from core would shave a good 333KB off perhaps, half of the evil. I just updated the code, tests and README of that repo, and republished. It is now compatible with
hyperapp: ^0.9.3and promotes the new syntax.So whenever the time feels right 鉀筹笍 馃弻馃徏