I've sent a pull request for an extension to pick up Matt Damon. Please review ASAP: https://github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11/pull/54
I suggest leveraging the MATTDAEMON (Multipurpose Astronaut Temporary Transportation). That would address other issues (Such as for Major Tom and Astronaut Taylor).
Congress didn't approve the budget. Suggest he learns to grow wings instead. Wait, are you filming this conversation?
@chrislgarry INVALID?!? Expect an angry Ben Affleck at your doorstep any minute. He wants his friend back.
I wonder if you would like them apples.
Considering Matt Damon attempted to maroon the entire Endurance crew (Interstellar), he can stay on Mars.
Give him long enough time, he will mutate and adapt to the environment.
@RexRowan then the Marsians will send him to explore Earth and leave him here, when the planet will be ruled by apes, and he have to believe in darwin's theory and reverse-engeneer his dna to back then
😁 I think i speak for many when i say this just made my day! +1 please reopen
Closed? Well, apologies to Matt Damon but we ran out of time.

Reopening to reflect that Matt Damon is indeed still on Mars.
This bug has been hijacked by Jimmy Kimmel.
What happened to, we leave no man behind? ;).
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Considering Matt Damon attempted to maroon the entire Endurance crew (Interstellar), he can stay on Mars.